i ended up coloring this so i guess i’ll post it uw(\
but can you imagine the interaction that went down when super star moive director dave strider asked for a lifetime supply of orange soda
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紅蓮の狂炎よ、我が血潮となれ!: tigerhazard: other homestuck fanfiction i dream of people writing:
in...
other homestuck fanfiction i dream of people writing:
in depth articles written by trolls about why other trolls are writing fanfiction porn unrealistically, complaining about unrealistic expectations of troll sex. thats more tentacles than is plausible. most peoples horns arent really that sensitive, this is ridiculous. you wouldnt survive that much blood loss. nobody’s crotch tentacle is actually that strong. you cant fill a bucket all the way with one person, you have obviously never actually pailed anybody. your sexy descriptions of the exoticised heat of lowbloods’ bodies exaggerate how warm yellowbloods actually are, which you would know if you had ever touched a lowblood in real life
Jake tried to shoot a monster and missed, then the bullet ricoshaded off a rock and grazed his back. It lead to many hours of crying on his part.
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»> So in the end I am doing this for all the kids, I will be updating the links in each post as I finish them:
John - Dave - Rose - Jade - Jane - Jake - Roxy - Dirk (here)
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Not liking this a lot either :|
These colors just don’t work together augh I tried
I made this design similar to John’s because I think ‘heir’ and ‘prince’ are kind of similar terms?
I’m happy these seem to be liked… Although I don’t think they are worth it. But thanks!! :D
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I wanted to draw Brobot and then Jake magically materialized on the paper. Then I adjusted some lines and the wrestling turned into cuddling WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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this is where I express things I feel about Homestuck. mostly alpha kids. this is a sideblog so if I've followed you it'll be under a different name. this is not a blog about Dirk Strider.
